UFOs

Talk of Unidentified Flying Objects always makes be a little bit giddy. Especially late at night when I'm just getting to that slightly loopy point... that point where I know I really should go to bed but don't want to just yet because of what I might discover on the Internet, or what adventures I might get pulled into along the way. And that is just what happened tonight.

I was browsing along a forum that I often visit and one of the posts said "Twenty UFOs Spotted Flying in Formation Over England!" Jolly good chap! I can imagine those lovely English folks sitting down for their cup of tea (which I'm not sure they drink late at night) looking up at the sky seeing these "lights" floating around.

"Good show ol' boys! Pip pip cheerio!"

I really honestly think that's how it happened. And then my delusional mind started thinking "well why did they (they being those extraterrestrials who apparently 'evolved' faster than we did) choose England of all places to visit that night? Wouldn't they have more fun scaring the superstitious third world countries of our planet into worshiping them? I mean... if I were an alien (and I'm not saying that I'm not) the first thing I would want is to get some group of naive followers obsessed with seeing me and worshiping me. Oh wait! they already do have these naive followers! Everyone who gives any kind of credibility to this kind of crap! Talk about an ego boost there!

As if flying thousands of light years to come across Earth isn't enough of an ego boost?! I mean, come on! Clearly if you have the brains to develop that kind of technology you should feel pretty boastful about yourself. Perhaps this is where they get their big heads, not from large brains but from being to prideful in themselves.

Anyway... onto the more pressing issue. The article was originally posted in the Sun. Here's the link if you'd like to read it yourself: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/ufos/2462720/Twenty-UFOs-fly-in-formation.html

Infact, go at least take a look at that link. At the top of the page you'll see a picture that some English guy took of the "UFOs" floating over jolly old England. First of all the article states that these were "a series of stunning images taken over five minutes" from the guy's cell phone! That right there tells me that this is flawed, for we all know that one cannot trust an image from a cell phone! Dang, that's super high quality stuff right there! No, it's not. Second of all with today's technology it's hard not to instantly assume that these are two images self imposed on one another. if you look at the right side of the picture there's one "UFO" that should be behind a the branch of a tree. Logically if a UFO is flying in the sky... and the tree is right in front of the guy taking the picture, then the tree should appear in front of the light! And yet in this image, it does not.

Photographs aside, there were eye witnesses to this strange act of alien activity. Some people believe that these were just Chinese paper lanterns set loose... if this occurred in China (which would be a smart ego boosting move on the alien's part) I might agree that these were paper lanterns... but this is in England. Ha! that doesn't mean anything! You're all thinking "what is she talking about? People have paper lanterns all over the world!" Caught me... I was just bringing up the ego thing again. Some believe that these were some of Obama's family members just coming down to say hi, but navigated a bit screwy and ended up in jolly old England. Others believe that these are signs of demonic activity (which I am more prone to believe than UFOs, paper lanterns, or Obama family).

Okay. So what are the facts? Strange lights were seen over England one night.

What are my thoughts on this? Well kids, the only logical thing that this could have been... is Obama's demon possessed alien family who were celebrating Chinese New Years (even though they're not Chinese) a bit late and let some paper lanterns fly free in the wind up to the mother land where they belong.

Our only clear and necessary actions to take are tin foil helmets, a shed full of hot pockets, and plenty of twilight Zone episodes to watch. Maybe we'll throw some foosball in there too for exercise.

                                                         Happy camping kids!

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